Everything Your Doctor Hasn't Shared With You
About The Causes of PMS
and Menopausal Discomfort . . . and the Revolutionary Natural Solution
Why women from 13 to 60 need the Wild Yam Cream . . .
and some men too.
Ninety percent of American women suffer
from some type of menstrual problem. I suspect your PMS story can’t be as
bad as mine. But parts of our stories probably match. If you’re like me,
you’ve suffered from the day you had your first period: Debilitating cramps.
Wild mood swings. Super sensitive breasts. Pain that would make a line backer
double over.
Fortunately, I’ve finally found relief.
Now you can, too.
Here’s my tale. In the late 1940s, my
mother desperately tried to have a baby. After two heartbreaking miscarriages,
she heard about a special study at the University of Chicago. The researchers
there were testing a promising new drug that would allow her to carry a baby
to term.
During her pregnancy my mother received
52 injections of a drug called DES, which turned out to be an artificial form
of estrogen. The stuff did everything it promised! She got her dream: me. But
DES turned out to be my nightmare. Later, as we DES babies grew up, these same
researchers discovered this massive exposure to estrogen as fetuses caused
severe deformities in the sexual organs of both males and females. (What will
they find out 20 years from now about estrogen replacement therapy?)
In my case, I was born with cervical
cancer. And I only have one working ovary. My uterus is in backwards. And
I’m too embarrassed to tell you the rest! But the point here is, my messed
up system created menstrual problems I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. I
take that back. I would!
PMS: The Bitch From Hell
Ovaries alternate releasing eggs once a
month. When it’s my non-working ovary’s turn, I suffer no menstrual cramps
or hot flashes. But I dread the months when the egg comes from the functional
ovary. For 10 days before my period, I experience pain equal to natural child
birth. Only drugs with strong narcotics put a dent in the agony. My sister,
who lives in Canada, sends me pain pills that are not available here so I
could have enough presence to get dressed and go to work.
Talk about PMS. Hey, it was no secret in
my case. I am the bitch from hell!
Things got worse as I got older. The
physicians felt my exposure to DES intensified the typical symptom of
menopause.
At age 44, I am perimenopausal. (Perimenopause
is the decade before menopause when women’s bodies slowly and subtly begin
to prepare for menopause. Perimenopause typically starts around age 40, but
can begin as early as 35.) The hot flashes, which I had only experienced right
before my period, intensified and became common throughout the month. My wild
mood swings, which before had only been the hallmark of PMS, affected me all
month long. There were times when an emotional cloud engulfed me for 30 days
straight, choking me in a fog of malaise. And, for the first time in my life,
I couldn’t fall asleep. Or stay asleep.
Needless to say, I was not a happy
camper. In fact, I had become a prisoner of my menstrual cycles. I prayed for
relief. But I was very picky about the solutions I sampled. After spending a
lifetime coping with the sad side effects of an artificial “wonder” drug,
I was not about to make the same mistake twice. I certainly wasn’t going to
take more artificial estrogen. (Been there, done that.)If the solution
wasn’t 100 percent natural, I wasn’t interested.
The Natural Solution
Last year I got lucky. I learned about a
natural form of progesterone made from a wild Mexican yam. This jar of peach
colored cream looks, smells and feels like an expensive cosmetic. I rub
one-quarter teaspoon of the sweet smelling cream on different parts of my body
twice a day during the second half of my menstrual cycle. (You’ll read why
the timing is so critical later.) My friend who turned me onto the cream
promised this was the panacea I was looking for. I was willing to invest the
meager sum to find out.
I have to admit, at first I was
skeptical. That a simple cream could take the pain away. Or exorcise my mood
swings. Or cool the hot flashes. But this natural form of progesterone did all
of that and more.
What follows is my story. I can only tell
you what happened to me... and I have no idea what the wild yam cream will do
for you. However, if the cream could work for me, a woman toxic with estrogen
-- which is the worst case scenario -- imagine what it could do for you, a
normal female?
The First Week: Increased Libido
I started rubbing the cream on the soft
areas of my body on day 9 of my menstrual cycle. (Day 1 is the day my period
begins.) For that first week (days 1-8), my body is producing all the
progesterone it needs. My ovaries, which produce the hormone, don’t need any
help from their friends! I only start applying the cream when my body can’t
produce enough progesterone to keep my hormones (specifically the ratio
between estrogen and progesterone) in balance.
I apply the cream transdermally, which
means absorption through the skin. Have you seen people on cruise ships with
patches behind their ears? That was scopolamine, which helps fight motion
sickness. The nicotine patch works the same way.
If you are trying to get pregnant,
don’t use the cream until day 15 (after you’ve ovulated.) One of
progesterone’s tasks is to keep the egg in the other ovary from being
released. (If that happens, fraternal twins could result.) However, this job
makes progesterone a mild form of birth control. So women trying to get
pregnant should start the cream after ovulation just to be safe.
Progesterone has another job. It
increases female (and male) sexual libido. And that was the first thing I
noticed. Suddenly, I became a very sexual creature. My life is busy -- the
kid, work, house work, taking care of the dogs -- usually I barely find time
to work out, much less make love. But the progesterone cream rearranged my
priorities. Forget the house work! The man in my life noticed a big change and
vowed to pay for all future jars of wild yam cream.
Adding the cream to my regimen also
created a wonderful sense of euphoria. What it did was even out my mood
swings. It made my depressions less depressing but made my “wins” so much
more wonderful. I found myself losing my temper less because I was not as
irritable as usual. I now could handle the roadblocks life put in my path with
more equanimity. I had this wonderful sense of calm despite the storm around
me.
The timing couldn’t have been more
perfect, because I got downsized right out of a job. Instead of panicking, my
typical reaction to money pressures, I calmly crafted a plan to look for new
opportunities. This was the first time in my life I didn’t overreact. I
shook my head in wonder!
This new feeling extended through PMS
week. With enough progesterone in my system, my bitchiness just disappeared.
Everything in the world seemed too wonderful.
PMS Week: No Pain, All Gain!
But the true test of the cream’s
efficacy came during the week before menstruation with the working ovary. I
typically start getting hot flashes seven days before the onset of my period.
That’s when my family and my co-workers start avoiding me. The day before my
period the crippling cramps begin. For four days I live in a narcotics-induced
haze to quell the pain.
But this time, none of this happened.
When I got my period, I experienced slight cramping. I rubbed one-eighth of a
teaspoon of the cream on my abdomen every 30 minutes until the pain subsided.
In two hours, I felt nothing! No more pain killers. I didn’t even need an
aspirin! The yam cream passed its acid test.
Women who have migraine headaches right
before their periods can rub the cream on the back of their necks every 30
minutes until they get relief.
Why does this happen? Because nature’s
natural balance is upset: the system is rebelling against too much estrogen
and too little progesterone. Scientists don’t really know what causes this
imbalance. Either the ovaries just don’t produce enough progesterone. Or
they produce too much estrogen. In my case, I had too much estrogen to start
with. Either way, the ratio is off, making your life miserable.
But the week before menstruation is
exactly the time your body is counting on the right amount of progesterone to
be coursing through your veins. You see, one of progesterone’s tasks is to
relax all your smooth muscle tissues, including the ones contracting the
uterus to dispel the unused uterine lining. Without this hormone, which is one
of the best muscle relaxers in nature, your uterus and other involuntary
muscles will contract with greater force than necessary, causing cramps and
migraine headaches. Add the progesterone and poof! The aches go away.
A Month Later: Bigger Breasts
I’m small and athletic. All my life,
except during pregnancy, I barely fit into a A cup bra. I wear lace teddies
instead of lace bras because I really have nothing to support. The
instructions with the cream say to apply it to various parts of the body,
including the breasts. So I began applying the cream to my breasts every
fourth day.
Deep into my second cycle on the yam
cream, I began to notice my shirts were becoming a bit tight across the front.
Then I stared in the mirror. My breasts were growing! Here, on the cusp of
menopause I’m going through puberty.
Three months later, I’m spilling out of
a B cup. One friend, who is flat chested like me, has gone up two cup sizes.
However, another friend of mine paid good
money for breast reduction surgery. The last thing she needs is bigger
breasts. She makes sure the yam cream goes nowhere near her chest. Instead,
she applies it to her stomach, inner thighs, neck and arms. So far, she’s
noticed no change.
Why is this happening? Beats me! But
I’d guess the correct amount of progesterone triggers puberty-like reactions
in women. Maybe age has nothing to do with it!
Three Months Later: Bye Bye Wrinkles
After 90 days of use, I had an unusual
experience. My son and I were having dinner at our favorite restaurant. He was
dallying while the waitress impatiently waited for his order. I said, “Son,
please tell the women what you want.”
The waitress stared at me in shock.
“Son?” she said. “This can’t be your son!” The waitress thought I
was his date! He’s 17 and I’m 44. I was flattered, but I knew this was an
anomaly. But then we went to New Orleans for his college interview at Tulane.
The waiter at the N’Awlins Cookery thought the same thing. That was twice in
one month.
I never intended to have the cream make
me look younger! Having my life back was certainly enough.
Can Men Use The Wild Yam Cream?
I sold a jar of wild yam cream to a man
in my office who wanted the jar for his wife. Three days later the wife called
on the phone. He was out of the office, so I asked her how she enjoyed the
cream. She said, What cream?
When he returned, I asked him what he was
doing with the cream. After he turned red, he explained that as he got older,
he had trouble reaching orgasm. He wanted the cream to help him out here. He
felt extra progesterone would give him the boost he needed. It must have
worked, because he bought a second jar for his wife!
How Your Biochemistry Can Work For You
Why does progesterone make all this
happen? Here’s a basic science lesson.
Nature likes balance. PMS and menopause
are caused by an natural imbalance, typically too much estrogen and not enough
progesterone. The result makes your life a misery.
A Science Lesson
The science comes from Dr. Betty Kamen,
who has a Ph.D. in nutrition. Her wonderful book, “Hormone Replacement
Therapy: Yes or No? How To Make An Informed Decision About Estrogen,
Progesterone & Other Strategies for Dealing with PMS, Menopause and
Osteoporosis” is an easy-to-read and informative primer on the subject. I
will just excerpt the easy parts here.
Hormones are biochemical substances that
are produced by your glands. Even your ovaries are a gland because they also
produce hormones.
Your body uses hormones to control other
actions in your body. For example, your thyroid controls your metabolic rate.
Since most of those actions take place far from the producing site (your
thyroid gland is near the neck; your stomach digests food), the glands deposit
hormones into the bloodstream. The hormones keep floating downstream until
specialized receptors recognize them. The hormones and their receptors are
like pieces in a jigsaw puzzle. They fit together exactly No other piece can
take their place. In the body, hormone A won’t fit into hormone B’s
receptors; Hormone A just floats by hormone B’s receptors in its search for
a perfect match.
Your glands manufacture their own
hormones. They use three basic building blocks: amino acids, proteins and
cholesterol. Hormones made from cholesterol are called steroid hormones. Your
sex hormones are steroid hormones made from cholesterol. (Isn’t that
interesting.)
Before puberty, the adrenal glands
manufacture all sex hormones. Between puberty and menopause, the ovaries take
over in women. Both glands split the job after menopause. The testes
manufacture hormones in men.
Progesterone is the natural building
block for all the steroid hormones, making both estrogens (associated with
females) and androgens (for males.) Your body makes all the progesterone you
need during the first eight days of your menstrual cycle. The progesterone
levels shoot up to halt ovulation and trigger menstruation on about day 12.
They continue at a high level until eight days after ovulation. If
fertilization has not occurred, the muscles in your uterus contract to expel
the rich uterine tissue that would nourish a pregnancy.
Women who are prone to PMS typically
suffer from low progesterone levels. The natural solution is to return the two
hormones to the balance nature intended for your body. During the second half
of your cycle, if your body has more estrogen than progesterone, it is
important to try to recreate the correct ratio to eliminate the symptoms. That
includes:
- Maintaining your body’s ability to produce progesterone
and/or
adding progesterone to the body naturally AND
- avoiding foods that will keep your estrogen levels high.
Correcting the Ratio: Eating Right
Eating properly can go a long way in
encouraging your ovaries and/or adrenal glands to produce more progesterone.
Here I’m on firm ground. My company,
Meltdown International, uses a scientific test that accurately measures your
body’s biochemistry. The test results are an Owner’s Manual to your body
that includes a road map that leads you back to health. The road map includes
how to eat properly to fix the problems. I call it the grocery store solution,
since you can find your “cure” in the supermarket.
All the research here comes from Dr.
David Watts, another Ph.D. in nutrition, who is the research director of one
of the six federally approved labs licensed to perform this test, the Tissue
Mineral Analysis.
No Junk Foods
First, junk foods have to go. If you can
use very little sugar and not much salt, you’ll go a long way toward
returning your body to its natural balance. That means avoiding processed
foods and eating more fresh fruits and grains (complex carbohydrates).
More Zinc
Second, eat foods high in zinc. Zinc is
one of the controlling nutrients for progesterone production. The old wive’s
tale about oysters being a great aphrodisiac is scientifically correct, since
oysters are loaded with zinc.
This may not be politically correct, but
lean protein has the greatest single impact on zinc absorption. Lean protein
consists of lean meat (top round, not greasy hamburgers), lean pork, chicken
and turkey (without the skin), fish, shellfish and eggs. If you are a
vegetarian and suffer from PMS, you might want to start eating protein two
days before PMS is scheduled to begin and then stop when your period begins.
Cut Out Copper
You can lower estrogen levels by slashing
your copper intake. Copper keeps estrogen levels high. The following foods are
high in copper in relation to zinc. Avoid these until you get your
menstrual/menopausal problems under control:
- Almonds
- Avocado
- Baker’s Yeast
- Bran flakes
- Brazil nuts
- Chocolate
- Crab
- Grapes
- Liver
- Lobster
- Haddock
- Herring
- Mushrooms
- Peanut Butter
- Pecans
- Sesame seeds
- Shrimp
- Sunflower Seeds
- Trout
- Walnuts
I know you’ll have no trouble giving up
liver, but chocolate, lobster, mushrooms and grapes? Sigh.
How do you know if you have too much
copper? Brown spots on your face or skin are a good sign. This means the liver
has filtered out so much copper it is depositing the excess amounts in your
skin. If your nipples turn from pink to brown, that’s another sign of copper
poisoning. Of course, a Tissue Mineral Analysis (TMA) is a good way to know
for sure.
Judging from the hundreds of TMAs I’ve
seen in the last five years, American women are severely toxic with copper.
It’s my guess this is why we’re having a much harder time with PMS and
menopause than our grandmothers did. We have to get our copper/zinc ratios in
balance, ladies!
How did our generation get so toxic with
copper? Birth control, for one. Copper is a primary component of the Pill
since it helps control the ovulation cycle. Most IUDs are made of copper, too.
Today, you might be using these forms of birth control. But so did your
mother! You might have been born with too much copper to start with. And now
you’re adding more! Which means your system may have much more copper than
it needs.
There are other sources of copper
poisoning. Copper pipes also leach the metal into drinking water. If you have
a swimming pool, your green algicide is pure copper. And if you love your
copper pots, guess what? They’re seasoning your food, too.
Here are the aches and pain of copper
toxicity: frontal headaches, depression, fatigue, constipation, emotional
volatility, weight gain and food cravings. Sounds like PMS to me!
Avoid external sources of estrogen
Another consideration: Avoid external
sources of estrogen, which means dairy products and beef that were
commercially raised. These animals are loaded with estrogen and other growth
hormones on the feed lot. These hormones remain in the flesh and/or milk and
can be absorbed by your body when you eat them. Hopefully your liver will
filter them out. But some might get through. You need less estrogen, not more!
Myself, I don’t eat dairy products,
except for plain yogurt. I get my chicken from an organic farm (The Good Earth
Farm in Celeste, Texas) where I know they are range fed and killed the day
before I purchase them. Most of my vegetables come from the Good Earth Farm,
one of only 16 organic farms certified by the state of Texas. And I only buy
beef at Whole Foods, a health food market in Texas whose integrity I trust in
these matters. The store guarantees its beef is naturally grain feed with no
hormones.
Correcting the Ratio: Adding Progesterone
Of course, the progesterone cream takes
up where Mother Nature left off. I’m sold on the natural solution, the wild
yam cream. But what about artificial forms of progesterone? Will they help?
Not as much. Because one of your liver’s most important functions is to
break down foreign hormones by returning them to your digestive tract. There,
they bind with other substances so they can be excreted, not absorbed. Birth
control pills became a reality when scientists found a way for the artificial
estrogen to be absorbed by the intestines. But this is not yet true with
estrogen replacement hormones, making them difficult to administer by mouth.
It’s tough to fool your liver!
I swear by my wild yam cream. It has
turned my life around -- naturally. As Mikey said on TV, “Try it, you’ll
like it."